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books i never wrote

… and it's just as well

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    war is hell

    June 1, 2010 blurbarella books i never wrote

    War in the 21st century is a nightmare, and Leni is living through it.

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    over the moon AND deliriously happy

    May 30, 2010 blurbarella books i never wrote

    She’s got four hours to decide – on the most important day of her life…

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    about

    When I was a teenager I was full of ideas for bad novels, but naturally school and homework and TV interfered with my writing all (or indeed any) of them, so I contented myself with producing blurbs instead.

    Many blurbs. With terrible illustrations. Some of them entirely in red pen.

    Now they finally get to be published! Whee!

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