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books i never wrote

… and it's just as well

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    oh no she didn’t

    July 5, 2010 blurbarella books i never wrote

    When this doesn’t work, he kidnaps her

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    war is hell

    June 1, 2010 blurbarella books i never wrote

    War in the 21st century is a nightmare, and Leni is living through it.

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    about

    When I was a teenager I was full of ideas for bad novels, but naturally school and homework and TV interfered with my writing all (or indeed any) of them, so I contented myself with producing blurbs instead.

    Many blurbs. With terrible illustrations. Some of them entirely in red pen.

    Now they finally get to be published! Whee!

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    title!fail OMG TWINS!11! life in the future bizarre naming practices i don't even red pen period disability!fail gender!fail classical stories fashion crimes wtf monobrows are the mark of satan murder most horrid political wrongness race!fail side ponytails peculiar facial hair boys are dangerous bullies are evil brides
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