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books i never wrote

… and it's just as well

    Tag: political wrongness

    the secret murder

    February 28, 2014 blurbarella books i never wrote

    Jules leaned forward in his chair and spoke wonderingly, intensely “How would it feel to kill someone?”

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    born on a space shuttle

    July 19, 2011 blurbarella books i never wrote

    …and Africa is not a country, either

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    revolutions are not an everyday event

    March 7, 2011 blurbarella books i never wrote

    A whole year in some boring Communist country? No thanks!

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    about

    When I was a teenager I was full of ideas for bad novels, but naturally school and homework and TV interfered with my writing all (or indeed any) of them, so I contented myself with producing blurbs instead.

    Many blurbs. With terrible illustrations. Some of them entirely in red pen.

    Now they finally get to be published! Whee!

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    gender!fail life in the future fashion crimes brides classical stories murder most horrid peculiar facial hair wtf political wrongness bizarre naming practices race!fail bullies are evil title!fail side ponytails monobrows are the mark of satan i don't even boys are dangerous disability!fail OMG TWINS!11! red pen period
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