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books i never wrote

… and it's just as well

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    the secret murder

    February 28, 2014 blurbarella books i never wrote

    Jules leaned forward in his chair and spoke wonderingly, intensely “How would it feel to kill someone?”

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    celtic pollyanna and the evil twin

    June 16, 2010 blurbarella books i never wrote

    With her wavy black hair and strikingly green eyes, Madolyn was almost dangerously beautiful

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    selling your knees for drugs

    May 26, 2010 blurbarella books i never wrote

    Jane becomes a homeless, miserable 18 year old living out of a cardboard box, while Gina lives a life of empty luxury

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    about

    When I was a teenager I was full of ideas for bad novels, but naturally school and homework and TV interfered with my writing all (or indeed any) of them, so I contented myself with producing blurbs instead.

    Many blurbs. With terrible illustrations. Some of them entirely in red pen.

    Now they finally get to be published! Whee!

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