Skip to content

books i never wrote

… and it's just as well

    Tag: life in the future

    warm rain in february

    March 1, 2011 blurbarella books i never wrote

    2010, a spaced odyssey

    Read more

    avatarded

    July 11, 2010 blurbarella books i never wrote

    So yeah. I invented hot blue aliens.

    Read more

    celtic pollyanna and the evil twin

    June 16, 2010 blurbarella books i never wrote

    With her wavy black hair and strikingly green eyes, Madolyn was almost dangerously beautiful

    Read more

    war is hell

    June 1, 2010 blurbarella books i never wrote

    War in the 21st century is a nightmare, and Leni is living through it.

    Read more

    about

    When I was a teenager I was full of ideas for bad novels, but naturally school and homework and TV interfered with my writing all (or indeed any) of them, so I contented myself with producing blurbs instead.

    Many blurbs. With terrible illustrations. Some of them entirely in red pen.

    Now they finally get to be published! Whee!

    Tags

    brides bizarre naming practices bullies are evil wtf classical stories fashion crimes OMG TWINS!11! murder most horrid monobrows are the mark of satan red pen period peculiar facial hair political wrongness disability!fail life in the future boys are dangerous race!fail gender!fail title!fail i don't even side ponytails
    Powered by WordPress and zeeDynamic.
    7ads6x98y