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books i never wrote

… and it's just as well

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    ack

    February 17, 2011 blurbarella books i never wrote

    I should probably have a cookie for realising black people exist?

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    arachnophobia

    June 30, 2010 blurbarella books i never wrote

    Somehow the spider and the ghost of lonely Arabella had combined to make a new human being.

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    about

    When I was a teenager I was full of ideas for bad novels, but naturally school and homework and TV interfered with my writing all (or indeed any) of them, so I contented myself with producing blurbs instead.

    Many blurbs. With terrible illustrations. Some of them entirely in red pen.

    Now they finally get to be published! Whee!

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    fashion crimes murder most horrid side ponytails i don't even red pen period political wrongness peculiar facial hair bizarre naming practices brides life in the future bullies are evil wtf monobrows are the mark of satan gender!fail race!fail title!fail classical stories boys are dangerous OMG TWINS!11! disability!fail
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