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warm rain in february

March 1, 2011 blurbarella books i never wrote

2010, a spaced odyssey

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When I was a teenager I was full of ideas for bad novels, but naturally school and homework and TV interfered with my writing all (or indeed any) of them, so I contented myself with producing blurbs instead.

Many blurbs. With terrible illustrations. Some of them entirely in red pen.

Now they finally get to be published! Whee!

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red pen period title!fail murder most horrid brides OMG TWINS!11! fashion crimes disability!fail monobrows are the mark of satan race!fail peculiar facial hair political wrongness classical stories boys are dangerous wtf bullies are evil life in the future bizarre naming practices i don't even side ponytails gender!fail

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