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warm rain in february

March 1, 2011 blurbarella books i never wrote

2010, a spaced odyssey

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When I was a teenager I was full of ideas for bad novels, but naturally school and homework and TV interfered with my writing all (or indeed any) of them, so I contented myself with producing blurbs instead.

Many blurbs. With terrible illustrations. Some of them entirely in red pen.

Now they finally get to be published! Whee!

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