Skip to content

books i never wrote

… and it's just as well

Tag: everyone has aids

warm rain in february

March 1, 2011 blurbarella books i never wrote

2010, a spaced odyssey

Read more

about

When I was a teenager I was full of ideas for bad novels, but naturally school and homework and TV interfered with my writing all (or indeed any) of them, so I contented myself with producing blurbs instead.

Many blurbs. With terrible illustrations. Some of them entirely in red pen.

Now they finally get to be published! Whee!

Tags

race!fail peculiar facial hair disability!fail bullies are evil side ponytails wtf fashion crimes title!fail bizarre naming practices OMG TWINS!11! boys are dangerous life in the future political wrongness i don't even gender!fail brides monobrows are the mark of satan red pen period murder most horrid classical stories

Powered by WordPress and zeeDynamic.

7ads6x98y