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arachnophobia

June 30, 2010 blurbarella books i never wrote

Somehow the spider and the ghost of lonely Arabella had combined to make a new human being.

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When I was a teenager I was full of ideas for bad novels, but naturally school and homework and TV interfered with my writing all (or indeed any) of them, so I contented myself with producing blurbs instead.

Many blurbs. With terrible illustrations. Some of them entirely in red pen.

Now they finally get to be published! Whee!

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boys are dangerous brides peculiar facial hair wtf title!fail fashion crimes political wrongness i don't even side ponytails classical stories OMG TWINS!11! bullies are evil gender!fail monobrows are the mark of satan life in the future bizarre naming practices race!fail red pen period disability!fail murder most horrid

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