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arachnophobia

June 30, 2010 blurbarella books i never wrote

Somehow the spider and the ghost of lonely Arabella had combined to make a new human being.

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When I was a teenager I was full of ideas for bad novels, but naturally school and homework and TV interfered with my writing all (or indeed any) of them, so I contented myself with producing blurbs instead.

Many blurbs. With terrible illustrations. Some of them entirely in red pen.

Now they finally get to be published! Whee!

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