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arachnophobia

June 30, 2010 blurbarella books i never wrote

Somehow the spider and the ghost of lonely Arabella had combined to make a new human being.

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When I was a teenager I was full of ideas for bad novels, but naturally school and homework and TV interfered with my writing all (or indeed any) of them, so I contented myself with producing blurbs instead.

Many blurbs. With terrible illustrations. Some of them entirely in red pen.

Now they finally get to be published! Whee!

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boys are dangerous monobrows are the mark of satan bizarre naming practices gender!fail brides peculiar facial hair OMG TWINS!11! murder most horrid fashion crimes red pen period wtf political wrongness bullies are evil side ponytails race!fail title!fail life in the future i don't even disability!fail classical stories

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