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books i never wrote

… and it's just as well

    Tag: boys are dangerous

    oh no she didn’t

    July 5, 2010 blurbarella books i never wrote

    When this doesn’t work, he kidnaps her

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    asking for shit

    June 12, 2010 blurbarella books i never wrote

    My boyfriend Den says it’s her own fault. But no-one asks for rape… do they?

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    about

    When I was a teenager I was full of ideas for bad novels, but naturally school and homework and TV interfered with my writing all (or indeed any) of them, so I contented myself with producing blurbs instead.

    Many blurbs. With terrible illustrations. Some of them entirely in red pen.

    Now they finally get to be published! Whee!

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