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… and it's just as well

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    the secret murder

    February 28, 2014 blurbarella books i never wrote

    Jules leaned forward in his chair and spoke wonderingly, intensely “How would it feel to kill someone?”

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    born on a space shuttle

    July 19, 2011 blurbarella books i never wrote

    …and Africa is not a country, either

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    revolutions are not an everyday event

    March 7, 2011 blurbarella books i never wrote

    A whole year in some boring Communist country? No thanks!

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    avatarded

    July 11, 2010 blurbarella books i never wrote

    So yeah. I invented hot blue aliens.

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    irrelevant junk

    June 25, 2010 blurbarella books i never wrote

    Then one night, Perfection was horribly murdered — and no-one quite knew why.

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    When I was a teenager I was full of ideas for bad novels, but naturally school and homework and TV interfered with my writing all (or indeed any) of them, so I contented myself with producing blurbs instead.

    Many blurbs. With terrible illustrations. Some of them entirely in red pen.

    Now they finally get to be published! Whee!

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