So yeah. I invented hot blue aliens.
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Category: books i never wrote
oh no she didn’t
When this doesn’t work, he kidnaps her
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arachnophobia
Somehow the spider and the ghost of lonely Arabella had combined to make a new human being.
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irrelevant junk
Then one night, Perfection was horribly murdered — and no-one quite knew why.
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celtic pollyanna and the evil twin
With her wavy black hair and strikingly green eyes, Madolyn was almost dangerously beautiful
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