Category: books i never wrote

the secret murder

Jules leaned forward in his chair and spoke wonderingly, intensely “How would it feel to kill someone?”
born on a space shuttle

…and Africa is not a country, either
revolutions are not an everyday event

A whole year in some boring Communist country? No thanks!
warm rain in february

2010, a spaced odyssey
ack

I should probably have a cookie for realising black people exist?
avatarded

So yeah. I invented hot blue aliens.
oh no she didn’t

When this doesn’t work, he kidnaps her
arachnophobia

Somehow the spider and the ghost of lonely Arabella had combined to make a new human being.
irrelevant junk

Then one night, Perfection was horribly murdered — and no-one quite knew why.
celtic pollyanna and the evil twin

With her wavy black hair and strikingly green eyes, Madolyn was almost dangerously beautiful