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books i never wrote

… and it's just as well

    Author: blurbarella

    asking for shit

    June 12, 2010 blurbarella books i never wrote

    My boyfriend Den says it’s her own fault. But no-one asks for rape… do they?

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    war is hell

    June 1, 2010 blurbarella books i never wrote

    War in the 21st century is a nightmare, and Leni is living through it.

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    over the moon AND deliriously happy

    May 30, 2010 blurbarella books i never wrote

    She’s got four hours to decide – on the most important day of her life…

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    selling your knees for drugs

    May 26, 2010 blurbarella books i never wrote

    Jane becomes a homeless, miserable 18 year old living out of a cardboard box, while Gina lives a life of empty luxury

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    When I was a teenager I was full of ideas for bad novels, but naturally school and homework and TV interfered with my writing all (or indeed any) of them, so I contented myself with producing blurbs instead.

    Many blurbs. With terrible illustrations. Some of them entirely in red pen.

    Now they finally get to be published! Whee!

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