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books i never wrote

… and it's just as well

    Author: blurbarella

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    July 11, 2010 blurbarella books i never wrote

    So yeah. I invented hot blue aliens.

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    oh no she didn’t

    July 5, 2010 blurbarella books i never wrote

    When this doesn’t work, he kidnaps her

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    arachnophobia

    June 30, 2010 blurbarella books i never wrote

    Somehow the spider and the ghost of lonely Arabella had combined to make a new human being.

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    irrelevant junk

    June 25, 2010 blurbarella books i never wrote

    Then one night, Perfection was horribly murdered — and no-one quite knew why.

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    celtic pollyanna and the evil twin

    June 16, 2010 blurbarella books i never wrote

    With her wavy black hair and strikingly green eyes, Madolyn was almost dangerously beautiful

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    about

    When I was a teenager I was full of ideas for bad novels, but naturally school and homework and TV interfered with my writing all (or indeed any) of them, so I contented myself with producing blurbs instead.

    Many blurbs. With terrible illustrations. Some of them entirely in red pen.

    Now they finally get to be published! Whee!

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